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Old 25-04-2020, 04:50   #9796
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> Most people can't understand MATH, much less exponential equations. Unchecked with a infection rate of 2.3, the difference between 100,000 infected and 1,000,000 is less than a week.


And some people don't know what an infection rate is


Hint: It's not a "relative growth rate", "doubling time" or any other time based number.
Well, all that is a total misconception. Small minded people.

There is no infinite exponential growth in infections, the limiting factor is the population, it is not infinite. You may have 1.000.000 after a week, a billion after 2, good news of exponential growth is, its over after 4 weeks, no more uninfected people around.
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I saw an Australian cooking show and everyone cheered when the chef made meringue. It really surprised me.

Australians usually boo meringue.
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What type of accent does a fish have?

Finnish.
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This is so wrong...


How does a penguin build itís house?

Igloos it together.
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My friend claims that he can make the best red paint youíve ever seen out of raw beef

It looks great, but it tastes only meaty ochre.
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In news today, a fight was started downtown by a man wearing a suit completely made of mirrors.....

The police said the man apologized once he had time to sit down and reflect.
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