The New Joke Thread

[Buzzman]

Originally Posted by Eigenvector

and from a favorite: Klaatu barada nikto

Probably just as well he didn't say "Hegh hoch"

OR

"Athdrivar tat ei!"

[StuM]

Originally Posted by Eigenvector

Lbh tbg zr ba gung ba FghZ. V jnf whfg tbvat sebz zrzbel. Old school Rot13

You made it too easy. Shouldn't have identified the encoding
http://camcopng.com/download/Rot13.zip

[StuM]

Originally Posted by Eigenvector

and from a favorite: Klaatu barada nikto

I think I'll start using No 8.

[StuM]

Originally Posted by Eigenvector

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...

So I use the shell for a facemask

[Buzzman]

Originally Posted by StuM

I think I'll start using No 8.

I wonder if, as this goes on, that 'fashion' masks will become a 'thing'?

I know there are already plenty of patterns for homemades and others that are more fashionable than the standard hospital 'donald duckbill', but could we, eventually, see a new form of headgear emerge as an 'away from home protection device' and thereby see a new form of 'fascinator' emerge as a corona-fashion item?

If so, can I hereby coin 'corona-couture'..???

Probably all it will take is for Paris or Kim K to #Instagram their take on it, and boom - thirteen year old girls will go nuts for them....

[Eigenvector]

Originally Posted by StuM

So I use the shell for a facemask

I'll wait to see if someone else picks up on it before I respond.


Things to ponder within jokes so to speak...........

[Eigenvector]

Originally Posted by Buzzman

I wonder if, as this goes on, that 'fashion' masks will become a 'thing'?

I know there are already plenty of patterns for homemades and others that are more fashionable than the standard hospital 'donald duckbill', but could we, eventually, see a new form of headgear emerge as an 'away from home protection device' and thereby see a new form of 'fascinator' emerge as a corona-fashion item?

If so, can I hereby coin 'corona-couture'..???

Probably all it will take is for Paris or Kim K to #Instagram their take on it, and boom - thirteen year old girls will go nuts for them....

Why play the Kim K card. You just ruined it for me..........

[ArmyDaveNY]

Originally Posted by Buzzman

I wonder if, as this goes on, that 'fashion' masks will become a 'thing'?

I know there are already plenty of patterns for homemades and others that are more fashionable than the standard hospital 'donald duckbill', but could we, eventually, see a new form of headgear emerge as an 'away from home protection device' and thereby see a new form of 'fascinator' emerge as a corona-fashion item?

If so, can I hereby coin 'corona-couture'..???

Probably all it will take is for Paris or Kim K to #Instagram their take on it, and boom - thirteen year old girls will go nuts for them....

Part of me hopes it won't catch on but then I realized it will mess up facial recognition so now part of me hopes it catches on!

Buzzman is right, if a big name promotes it on anti-social media it will be big!

[Buzzman]

Apologies to Eigen for the Kim K reference - I should have written:

- insert name of vapid social media or 'reality' star -

[GILow]

Originally Posted by Eigenvector

I'll wait to see if someone else picks up on it before I respond.


Things to ponder within jokes so to speak...........

I assume you mean the Blade Runner reference?

[GordMay]

[LakeSuperior]

My friend who works as a beautician wants to learn Eastern European languages.

It sounds challenging, but I know she's going to nail Polish.

[LakeSuperior]

What if this whole Global Warming thing doesn't happen?

Boy, will that be anticlimatic!

[LakeSuperior]

My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of tequila with salt and slices of lime.

"You're coming home now!" She screamed

"No, I'm not," I laughed

She said, "I'm talking to the kids."

[belizesailor]

Originally Posted by Lost Horizons

So you end up with three? What’s wrong with that?

Nope, turn 2 into 1...if you are lucky.