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Old 10-04-2020, 16:31   #9346
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chicken potpie?

Cock pot pie?
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Old 10-04-2020, 16:48   #9347
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Film List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. Debbie Does Dallas
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
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16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubt-fire
18. Toy Story”
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Old 10-04-2020, 17:31   #9348
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Today is my wife's birthday, so I told her she didn't have to do the dishes on her special day.

I left them on the counter so she can do them tomorrow.
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Old 10-04-2020, 17:32   #9349
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The spread of COVID-19 is based on two factors:

1. How dense the population is.

2. How dense the population is.
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Old 10-04-2020, 17:36   #9350
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Ever wonder why you don't hear many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.
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Old 10-04-2020, 17:43   #9351
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In the spirit of equal opportunity...
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Might as well keep going...
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Old 10-04-2020, 18:05   #9353
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I enjoyed this:
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Cool video but: I've never seen colored TP. I've been to a lot of different contries and they're always white. Learn me on this. Maybe I live a sheltered life?
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Cool video but: I've never seen colored TP. I've been to a lot of different contries and they're always white. Learn me on this. Maybe I live a sheltered life?

https://texashillcountry.com/remembe...-toilet-paper/


In the ’50s and through the ’70s, toilet paper was popular in a variety of soft pastel colors. In those days, folks wiped their bottoms with TP in bright hues of pink, lavender, yellow, powder blue, and green, just to name a few. Whatever happened to those colorful times?
The popularity of colored TP declined steeply in the 1980s. There were a number of contributing factors to the decline, including fears about the safety of pastel dyes in contact with sensitive human skin, as well as environmental worries regarding the dyes (though one blog claims that actual evidence for this can be hard to find).


But it's still around. Even black:
https://www.amazon.com/Renova-PC-537.../dp/B00I7P9PBA
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Old 10-04-2020, 20:05   #9356
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That guy doesn’t seem to be suffering a shortage......
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i KNEW there had to be a reason people were hording T/P !

now we know...

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Old 11-04-2020, 00:30   #9358
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Cool video but: I've never seen colored TP. I've been to a lot of different contries and they're always white. Learn me on this. Maybe I live a sheltered life?

Just ducked out to do a quick shop and saw this in the local supermarket
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Someone has been inside for too long
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Cock pot pie?

See? I knew Stu liked movie #9!
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