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Old 10-04-2020, 02:38   #9331
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Ok, I'm getting really concerned with either my Math or some prescience of a horrible future

I chose 1 x 3 = 6 x 3 = 18

Add 1+8 = 9

No thanks!
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1 x 3 = 3 + 3 = 6
6 x 3 = 18
1 + 8 = 9
Still.then same.... No no no!
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Old 10-04-2020, 03:29   #9332
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Film List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. All is Lost
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubt-fire
18. Toy Story”
I fixed the list.
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I fixed the list.


Possibly worse.
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Old 10-04-2020, 05:25   #9334
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Rooster pot pie?
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Rooster pot pie?
My first thought as well. Tough bird.
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Old 10-04-2020, 06:26   #9336
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Rooster pot pie?

chicken potpie?
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Rooster pot pie?
It's from certain parts of New York City and it identifies as a hen. I know, some will say that is just fowl, but the social justice warriors will egg us on about it. I just say what the flock, is it tasty or not?
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1 x 3 = 3 + 3 = 6
6 x 3 = 18
1 + 8 = 9
Still.then same.... No no no!
It somehow taps into your deep subconscious and reveals your true movie choices. It's uncannily accurate!

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police officer on phone to witness" describe him".
Witness "well he was tall and kinda short. He had on blue sunglasses, light blue rubber gloves, and was wearing a N95 face mask."
officer "Did you see where he went?"
yes he was going south and made a right turn to the East.
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Anyone else been bingewatching?
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Adult Language.

A not so subtle hint during the COVID-19 lockdown.
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daughters birthday is Sunday 12th she asked if she could put it off till next year. Said it was because of virus. I think it is 40th?
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