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For all you math guys, try this mathematical film equation. It's pretty amazing. Mine turned out to be "Raiders of the Lost Ark". I was surprised how this worked.

This equation will predict which of the 18 films listed below is your favorite. Don't ask me how, but it really works!

Don't cheat and look at the film list till you have done the maths!

Here goes...

Film Test:

Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite film in the list of 18 films below.







Film List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Gay Anal Fisting
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubt-fire
18. Toy Story”
Ok, I'm getting really concerned with either my Math or some prescience of a horrible future

I chose 1 x 3 = 6 x 3 = 18

Add 1+8 = 9

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i actually saw this a few days ago...and thought 'will i post it on C/F ?'. decided this forum was too refined for such...clearly i was wrong

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For all you math guys, try this mathematical film equation. It's pretty amazing. Mine turned out to be "Raiders of the Lost Ark". I was surprised how this worked.

Clearly you are mathematically challenged.


There is only one result to that set of instructions and it's not 15
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i actually saw this a few days ago...and thought 'will i post it on C/F ?'. decided this forum was too refined for such...clearly i was wrong

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Too refined???

Obviously you haven't seen all of the puns!
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