The New Joke Thread

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[StuM]

Originally Posted by delmarrey

Just another attack on Trump.
Take your politics elsewhere!

Yep, that sort of crap is not wanted here.

[StuM]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Link to a Yahoo mailbox? Is this some sort of joke>?
(Same with the next two as well)

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by StuM

Link to a Yahoo mailbox? Is this some sort of joke>?
(Same with the next two as well)

Can you see the pic ok?

[delmarrey]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Can you see the pic ok?

Not I.

[carlosproa]

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[Minggat]

Originally Posted by delmarrey

Just another attack on Trump.
Take your politics elsewhere!

Having something to say when you could say nothing is bringing your politics here.

[Wotname]

OK, this isn't a joke but some may find it amusing anyway!

Some good news!

In the face of ever increasing CV19 related travel restrictions between Australian states, two state premiers (WA and TAS) have recently announced that the Easter Bunny is considered an essential traveller and have given the rabbit permission to travel unrestricted across their state borders during the easter period. It is hoped the other states will follow suit. Presumably as the easter bunny is rarely seen, it will by force of habit, be social distancing.

I kid you not!

[delmarrey]

Originally Posted by Minggat

Having something to say when you could say nothing is bringing your politics here.

What’s the definition of oxymoron?

[Jim Cate]

OK, the borders will be open, but what about the rabbit fence? And won't the drop bears be hunting the bunny with the chocolate eggs?

This might be a good opportunity for a short sale on Hallmark greeting cards!

Jim