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Old 04-04-2020, 19:30   #9241
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Link to a Yahoo mailbox? Is this some sort of joke>?
(Same with the next two as well)
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(Same with the next two as well)
Can you see the pic ok?
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Can you see the pic ok?
Not I.
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Having something to say when you could say nothing is bringing your politics here.
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OK, this isn't a joke but some may find it amusing anyway!

Some good news!

In the face of ever increasing CV19 related travel restrictions between Australian states, two state premiers (WA and TAS) have recently announced that the Easter Bunny is considered an essential traveller and have given the rabbit permission to travel unrestricted across their state borders during the easter period. It is hoped the other states will follow suit. Presumably as the easter bunny is rarely seen, it will by force of habit, be social distancing.

I kid you not!
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What’s the definition of oxymoron?
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OK, the borders will be open, but what about the rabbit fence? And won't the drop bears be hunting the bunny with the chocolate eggs?

This might be a good opportunity for a short sale on Hallmark greeting cards!

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