A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a
little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala !
what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and
they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is
going to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over
and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard
and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was
sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too
stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Faaaaarrrrk dude.......how much water
did you drink?!!"