The New Joke Thread

[Buzzman]

Fortunately, I've never been exposed to a **** sandwich.....

So life still feels like a box of chocolates..!!

[Eigenvector]

I guess Everclear & 151 work........

[Buzzman]

Only problem with that is you wouldn't want to waste it on cleaning your hands.

[El Pinguino]

.. but gargling with it would do no harm..... and may do some good...

[Buzzman]

Hmmmmmm... so if the alcohol kills the virus, then if I washed my hands over a bowl, I could then gargle the bowl's contents?

I mean, you wouldn't want to waste that top shelf booze, now, would you?

[LakeSuperior]

It was reported that a man was shot 200 times times with upholstery gun.

Surgeons reveal he's now fully recovered.

[LakeSuperior]

Here's one for Gord...

3:15pm So the hockey season got cancelled in Canada because of the coronavirus.

6:30pm Canada is now testing the vaccine for coronavirus

[socaldmax]

[ben2go]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Old Popcorn Sutton without his hat. He's a local legend in the areas of NC and GA where I hang out at times. He past away a few yars back. He had no idea that he was widely known and famous outside of the mountains.

[jeanathon]

Originally Posted by ben2go

Old Popcorn Sutton without his hat. He's a local legend in the areas of NC and GA where I hang out at times. He past away a few yars back. He had no idea that he was widely known and famous outside of the mountains.

I was sitting in a bar in Maggie Valley telling a Popcorn Sutton story i had heard when an old guy sitting next to me pipes up and said, "Son if your gonna tell stories about sumbuddy. The least you can do is buy him a drink!"
I was a bit embarrassed, but bought Popcorn his drink. I would have liked to know if that story was true... Feds finally caught up with him.

[ben2go]

Originally Posted by jeanathon

I was sitting in a bar in Maggie Valley telling a Popcorn Sutton story i had heard when an old guy sitting next to me pipes up and said, "Son if your gonna tell stories about sumbuddy. The least you can do is buy him a drink!"
I was a bit embarrassed, but bought Popcorn his drink. I would have liked to know if that story was true... Feds finally caught up with him.

He was jailed several times over illegal booze. I don't know if it was the feds or local.

[GordMay]

Originally Posted by ben2go

He was jailed several times over illegal booze. I don't know if it was the feds or local.

According to Wikipedia, Sutton committed suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning in March 2009, aged 62, rather than report to federal prison (18 month sentence) after being convicted of offenses related to moonshining and illegal firearm possession.
Before his rise to fame at around 60 years of age, he had been in trouble with the law several times, but had avoided prison sentences. He was convicted in 1974 of selling untaxed liquor[4][7] and in 1981 and 1985 on charges of possessing controlled substances and assault with a deadly weapon, but he received only probation sentences in those cases.

[JoeRobertJr]

Corona Virus Run on Toilet Paper Mystery explained:
When one person sneezes, 10 people s*** their pants.

[El Pinguino]

more corona..

[ben2go]

Originally Posted by GordMay

According to Wikipedia, Sutton committed suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning in March 2009, aged 62, rather than report to federal prison (18 month sentence) after being convicted of offenses related to moonshining and illegal firearm possession.
Before his rise to fame at around 60 years of age, he had been in trouble with the law several times, but had avoided prison sentences. He was convicted in 1974 of selling untaxed liquor[4][7] and in 1981 and 1985 on charges of possessing controlled substances and assault with a deadly weapon, but he received only probation sentences in those cases.

Yeah, he avoided prison but he had been jailed several times for a few days until bond could be posted. I didn't know he took his life. according to the date of death, I ran into him not long before he took his life.