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Old 11-03-2020, 04:15   #8806
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Old 11-03-2020, 09:02   #8807
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thanks Stu, for an erudite and interesting (and kinda amusing) treatise on the dead whore/cave gambit. As a fifth line society enthusiast, I appreciate the effort of Dave and his research.

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Thought I'd give it a try.

There once was a hermit named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
She was terrible in bed,
and gave lousy head.
But think of the money I save."
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Old 11-03-2020, 09:35   #8808
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I felt the need for justice...

There once was a Seaman named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
McGee got a lead,
A swab proved the deed,
Then Gibbs cuffed and locked Dave away.
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Old 11-03-2020, 13:30   #8809
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Humor is the best medicine.
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Old 11-03-2020, 14:41   #8810
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Humor is the best medicine.
Or, as one late-night comic said regarding people who propose gargling with bleach to fight off viruses, "being already dead is the best medicine."
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Old 11-03-2020, 15:42   #8811
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Historians in Ireland believe they have found their oldest ever man.

An ancient headstone has been analysed, and they found it to be for a 193 year old man called Miles from Dublin.
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Old 11-03-2020, 15:47   #8812
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Why do people in Athens hate getting up early?

Because Dawn is tough on Greece
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Old 11-03-2020, 15:49   #8813
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This is so true in many dimension...


A shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island, completely alone.

Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out towards him.

When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him: “The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued.”
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Old 11-03-2020, 15:50   #8814
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Couples therapist: So, what brings you two here today?

My wife: I can’t stand living with him. He’s too literal.

Me: My truck.
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Old 12-03-2020, 10:07   #8816
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It's got some rythm to it.............


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I shart myself laughing.
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Sooooo.....can my computer get corona-virus...???

If so, which is the best anti-virus to protect it..???
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Meanwhile...downunder
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