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Old 16-02-2020, 03:59   #8611
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I do understand regional prejudice, but VB's better than XXXX, imo.

There are things that come out of camels that are better than XXXX.

Q. Why do Queenslanders have four X’s on their beer?

A. Because they can’t spell beer.
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Old 16-02-2020, 08:36   #8612
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Old 16-02-2020, 08:50   #8613
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That about sums it up! LOL
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Old 16-02-2020, 09:18   #8615
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You know those songs that stick in your head and keep playing, making you hum..
Well, I saw a pro tip once: walking through a cemetery with a shovel, humming 'one day I'll find you' is never a good thing to do..
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Old 16-02-2020, 09:58   #8616
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Greetings and welcome aboard the CF, Nerone.

What sums it up, and what is it?
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So to summerize:

Australia - XXXX Beer
Canada - XXX Beer
Mexico - XX Beer
USA - X rated films of bare people

Got it.

edit: Drat. Belay my last. Quick google search located Pike Brewing Co. in USA selling XXXXX Stout beer.


“The Most Interesting Man in the World” say's: I don't always drink beer, but when I do I get confused by the number of X (s) on the label.
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Kids, ya know?
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Greetings and welcome aboard the CF, Nerone.

What sums it up, and what is it?
"That about sums it up! LOL."
Isn't that a great post?! You can take out of it whatever you want. He should be a politician!
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Old 16-02-2020, 18:38   #8620
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I go to XXX movies all the time. I never get any beer.
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I go to XXX movies all the time. I never get any beer.
Well, for XXX beer you have to be in Canada, not Portugal. It's an ImportExport thing. Maybe buy a pocket flask and fill it with Ginjinha?
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Ha. True story: a friend of mine was at a resturant with his recenty turned 18 daughter. She ordered a drink and the waiter asked for ID...she pulled out her fake ID.
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I decided to give water polo a try last week.

It was quite fun until my horse drowned
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