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Old 01-02-2020, 16:25   #8491
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........... Public Service Announcement............

.......Ministry of Health, Dept. of Social Services.......

Fine. Do whatever the heck you want in the privacy of the bedroom -
as long as it doesn't involve minors and it's consensual. Okay?
We're not making any judgements here.

BUT a word of advice from Karen: If you choose to engage in kinky sex
you're advised to have a so-called "safe word" that your partner(s)
understand your limits.

Experts (Karen) suggest that the best safeword is "Meatloaf"
because it means I would do anything for love but I won't do that.



This is a Public Service Announcement from the Ministry of Health,
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Director: Doctor I. M. Sryus.

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A new commode for the half ass sailors out there.

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