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Old 01-02-2020, 08:47   #8476
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Bill the bartender has a regular who's a doctor. Every day he comes to Bill's bar at 6:30 on the dot to order his daiquiri with crushed walnuts. Bill keeps a bag of walnuts under the bar ready for him.

One day as Bill sees the doctor enter his bar he reaches for a walnut but the bag is empty. Bill grabs some hickory nuts instead thinking the doctor won't notice and makes him up his daiquiri.

The doctor takes his drink and has a sip. He frowns. 'This isn't my walnut drink is it?' he says. Bill replies, 'Sorry, I'm afraid it's a hickory daiquiri, doc'.
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And finally...


Bill the bartender has a regular who's a doctor. Every day he comes to Bill's bar at 6:30 on the dot to order his daiquiri with crushed walnuts. Bill keeps a bag of walnuts under the bar ready for him.

One day as Bill sees the doctor enter his bar he reaches for a walnut but the bag is empty. Bill grabs some hickory nuts instead thinking the doctor won't notice and makes him up his daiquiri.

The doctor takes his drink and has a sip. He frowns. 'This isn't my walnut drink is it?' he says. Bill replies, 'Sorry, I'm afraid it's a hickory daiquiri, doc'.

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