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Either that or he/she’s imaginary.
Or he/she could be complex.
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The last 10 links you posted are just showing the little box.
If I follow the link, I get a "Forbidden message.
If I change the link to not use https, it works.


Please edit your copied link and remove the "s" when you paste it.



This is the https link:





This is the plain http:


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Looks like Socaldmax has broken his posts again.
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"I can't ever see you again. I won't let you hurt me like this again. Abuse is never OK."

Trainer: It was one sit up. You did one sit up.
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
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I went to my pastor and asked him to pray for my hearing. He put his hands on my ears and prayed. Afterwards he asked, "how's your hearing?"

I replied, "it's not until next Tuesday"
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