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Old 17-12-2015, 16:33   #811
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and of course the LGBT lion cannot be ignored...
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Hallo,

I've been lurking around a little while appreciating the jokes; thought I'd share one that made me laugh out loud:

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
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Well, if we are going down THAT path...


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and of course the LGBT lion cannot be ignored...
Thought this was the trump lion... Lol
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Hallo,

I've been lurking around a little while appreciating the jokes; thought I'd share one that made me laugh out loud:

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
I don't get it. Can you explain?
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I don't get it. Can you explain?
I don't get it either
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Thought this was the trump lion... Lol
Trump only pretends to have such a nice mane! My guess is that his hairdresser and his doctor are one in the same....
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I think the loaf of bread pilot is like this one:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Wednesday.

It doesn't make sense because it isn't meant to.
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