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Old 09-01-2020, 16:04   #8101
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Posting a rare Aussie joke here...

I was watching an Australian cooking show, and people started cheering when the chef made a meringue.

I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
With apologies in advance.

Why does Australia have all the dishes?

Because New Zealand has all the cups!
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Cricket's not going so well for the Kiwis at present....

Just sayin'....
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Cricket's not going so well for the Kiwis at present....

Just sayin'....
Australia has a great history of cricket and from what I understand, has over two hundred years of playing it well. I also love Australian Rules Football! That is a seriously crazy sport and I have liked it ever since I was browsing channels at some absurd hour in the morning!
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With apologies in advance.

Why does Australia have all the dishes?

Because New Zealand has all the cups!
That’s not a dish...this is a dish...
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That's not a dish...

THIS is a dish...
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That's not a dish...



THIS is a dish...




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I think the dishes were to make fun of the Sydney Theatre.
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I think the dishes were to make fun of the Sydney Theatre.

Yes and no. Not make fun of, but rather have a little fun with. I do like how transmitterdan and socaldmax changed it though!
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