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Old 01-01-2020, 20:20   #8026
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For some reason, The Crying Game movie came to mind John.
I guess I do care
See we try to make jokes, but then

the sharks come in with their tragic exceptions, drowning kittens, portraying trans people as dangerous or weird, and

take all the fun out of it!

Count, out of the past 40 posts - how many were (attempted) jokes, and how many just "meta" commentary?

Let's just post the attempts, and let them sit there, keep the reactions to yourself

is my 2Ę suggestion
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Old 01-01-2020, 21:09   #8027
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Let's just post the attempts, and let them sit there, keep the reactions to yourself

is my 2Ę suggestion
I always thought the purpose of a joke was to garner a reaction when shared

Or are you the only person allowed to react?
All jokes and reactions are welcome
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Old 01-01-2020, 22:40   #8028
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Speaking of kissing. This is a real contest.....

https://youtu.be/m4QCkK4aTyY
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You hear those voices also?

Didn't really know I was drunk at the time

https://youtu.be/CJvSzJphgT8
I know the voices in my head aren't real...but gee, sometimes they make so much sense i've just gota listen...

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If it donít go in, lubricate it.......


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Consider the implications of our classifiying people on this forum as "Registered Users."
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...it wont be able to understand women either.
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