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Old 01-01-2020, 10:04   #8011
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Not aimed at anyone. I just thought it funny.
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Not aimed at anyone. I just thought it funny.
Yes......but then how would you know they were doing the kissing?
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Some people are like 'slinkys', they are just more fun when you push them down stairs.
Some find that funny
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It's my belief that those who find it funny are thinking of those who don't while they are laughing.
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On a long flight, a gentleman smoothly asks a question to an attractive woman...

Gentleman: Excuse me, what kind of perfume are you wearing? It smells really good and I want to give it to my wife.

Woman: Don't gift it to her, creepy men who are complete strangers will make excuses to speak to her on flights.
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Yes......but then how would you know they were doing the kissing?
Long as they're doing it nice, why would you care who's doing it?
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Long as they're doing it nice, why would you care who's doing it?
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Long as they're doing it nice, why would you care who's doing it?
For some reason, The Crying Game movie came to mind John.
I guess I do care

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Oh, and if you have a joke which degenerates my race, religion, country of origin, height, weight, hair color or any other attribute, and you think it's funny, let's hear it. I assure you, if I'm offended I'll find a way to deal with it.
I wanna hear EVERY joke that "degenerates" any of the above.....

Bound to be hilarious.

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In consideration of those New Year parties.......
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In consideration of those New Year parties.......
You hear those voices also?

Didn't really know I was drunk at the time

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