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Old 22-12-2019, 02:04   #7831
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Old 22-12-2019, 02:34   #7832
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"Hello, is this anonymous NSA hotline?"
"Yes, Gord, how can we help you?"


I started a group for anonymous cycling enthusiasts.
But so far, the members who’ve joined Pedalphiles, seem to know little about bicycles.
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Old 22-12-2019, 05:22   #7833
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That was years ago. I don’t look like that picture any more. So what’s my L&L, my phone #, I no longer work or whats my real name?
Unless you use your Adimn power it’s null. ��
Trust me, someone who knows how and wants to can pretty easily put all that together.
I had a call from USAA the other day, the phone number was correct, location San Antonio Tx was correct. I answered, the lady informed me there had been suspicious activity on my card and wanted to be sure I hadn’t made those purchases, wanted my PIN number, which is normal when you talk to USAA.
However I got suspicious so she said well I can disclose some of your info if you want, she gave me the last four of my SS and my mailing address.

Anyway I hung up and called USAA, spoke to their fraud dept. they hadn’t called, it wasn’t them. The lady wasn’t surprised at all that their telephone number had been spoofed or that they had my full name and SS and mailing address and of course knew I was a USAA member.
Said it happens all the time.
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Old 22-12-2019, 06:54   #7834
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That was years ago. I don’t look like that picture any more. So what’s my L&L, my phone #, I no longer work or whats my real name?
Unless you use your Adimn power it’s null. 🙂
I don't get the punchline.

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Old 22-12-2019, 06:57   #7835
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I would think less, handle getting slippery. . .
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Old 22-12-2019, 07:46   #7836
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I once heard a terrible joke about Amazon.

It was ruined by the delivery.
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Old 22-12-2019, 07:47   #7837
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Q: How do mathematicians scold their children?

A: “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”
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Old 22-12-2019, 07:53   #7838
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Is Dr. Pepper a fizzician?
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Santa doesn't have to pay parking fees for his sleigh, because parking is on the house.
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Old 22-12-2019, 08:27   #7840
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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
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What's the most popular Christmas wine?
“But I don't like Brussels sprouts!”

How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
No Brussels!

Why did Donald Trump continuously decorate the Christmas tree?
Because people kept saying “moron” to him!

When is a boat just like snow?
When it’s adrift!

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!


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