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Old 11-12-2019, 13:16   #7681
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Old 12-12-2019, 04:11   #7683
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...guys, the morning here in Tahiti is good - youall with your jokes just made it absolutely TOPPPS!!! Big thx
Have you seen the ugly duckling around? She has a solar panel hanging off the arch now.
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Old 12-12-2019, 04:33   #7684
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Whatís the fastest liquid on earth?


Milk Ė itís pasteurized before you can even see it.
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One day Jesus was delivering a sermon to his flock. "The path to the Lord lies at y=x^2−4x+2".

A passer-by leans over to Peter and whispers "what's he banging on about?"

Peter replies "don't worry, it's just one of his parabolas"
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What do you call all the little rivers that flow into the Nile?

Juveniles.
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I love to solve integral equations while hammered...

Some call me a functional alcoholic.
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Old 12-12-2019, 15:58   #7689
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Have you seen the ugly duckling around? She has a solar panel hanging off the arch now.
Havenít seen her, but plenty of REALLY ugly ducklings & ducks!
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And now, something completely different.

(I'll wait while you get your coffee....... Ready? Okay.)


Steven Spielberg decides that he wants to make a movie about famous composers. He puts out a casting call.

Tom Hulce walks in first and says, "I played Mozart in Amadeus, and would love to play him again."

Next, Gary Oldman calls. "I was Beethoven in Immortal Beloved, so I already have experience playing the part."

Arnold Schwarzenegger meets with him, and states, "I'll be Bach."


Okay, okay... I'm leaving now...
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Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton) used that line in the latest Terminator flick. You could almost predict when she was gonna use it. Perfect!
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Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton) used that line in the latest Terminator flick. You could almost predict when she was gonna use it. Perfect!
Sort of like Scotty & his repeat of "It's ... it's ... it's green."
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