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Old 16-11-2019, 16:17   #7441
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Re: The New Joke Thread

On of hilarious boat review "IF YOUR TALL AND PEE STANDING UP AND SUFFER LOW MANIFOLD PRESSURE, YOUR FACE IS PRESSED AGAINST THE COCKPIT PORT. "
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On of hilarious boat review "IF YOUR TALL AND PEE STANDING UP AND SUFFER LOW MANIFOLD PRESSURE, YOUR FACE IS PRESSED AGAINST THE COCKPIT PORT. "
I think there is some context missing here Is the cockpit port next to the head and we should already know this????
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Old 16-11-2019, 17:39   #7443
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I think there is some context missing here Is the cockpit port next to the head and we should already know this????
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Old 16-11-2019, 18:11   #7444
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Im thinking its some sort of bastardized airplane joke.
No, wait, maybe he means port light?
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Old 16-11-2019, 21:49   #7445
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Im thinking its some sort of bastardized airplane joke.
No, wait, maybe he means port light?
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I recently subscribed to Asian Maritime History Monthly but haven't received a single issue.

Then I remembered I had "No junk mail" on my door.
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Old 17-11-2019, 03:41   #7447
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The man saw a woman standing sheepishly in the corner, avoiding his gaze. He could tell she had butterflies in her stomach as he walked over to her. He took her by the hand.

He said to her "YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED FROM THE BUTTERFLY EXHIBIT !"
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Old 17-11-2019, 16:28   #7448
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Puns make me numb. Math puns make me number.
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i've never been one to let facts get in the way of a good story, however try googling "zheng He"
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A husband buys a dozen underwear for of the same color for his wife.

His wife argues: why the same color? People will think that I dont change my underwear!

The husband replies, which people?
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Me: Honey the kids haven't eaten their sandwiches.

Wife: Ok then just throw them out.

Me: Helping the kids pack their suitcases, Look I'm as surprised about this as you are.
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Re: The New Joke Thread

Reminds me of some of the opinions I see expressed (often misstated as facts) on CF.


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LoL Gord ,......
Just because you are a "research machine", you don't have to scold us!

Some of us simply prefer 'brainstorming'.... uncluttered by details, in search of inspiration under a different light and attitude where 'there is no such thing as a wrong answer'

Both have their place and while you will always be informed and mostly 'correct'...... we tend to have more fun
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