The New Joke Thread

[StuM]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Fantastic News concerning Pensions and Benefits in the UK.





نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيستنقش

ديوار و چشم

خيره
ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نوراگر رفت سايه. ر رفت نور اگررفت سايه پيدا نيست نقش ديوار وچشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگرنميدان نور اگر رفت سايه. ر رفتديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايهدگرنمي دان نور اگر رفت سايهپيدانيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيرهماسايه
ديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايهدگر نمي دان نور اگر رفتسايهپيدانيست نقش ديوار و چشمخيره ماپيدا

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If I hear anything else, I'll let you know.

So of course, being me - I had to run it through Google translate, which identified it as Persian :

"If the light is not shaded by role
Wall-eye
Staring
We do not know the other under the shadow Nvragr. In the light Agrrft not find the shadow of the wall, eyes staring at us as if the shadow of the shadow of light Dgrnmydan. Rftdyvar and eyes staring us in the role of Don Sayhdgrnmy light if the wall of the eye Sayhpydanyst Khyrhmasayh
We do not Sayhdgr the wall and staring eyes light if Rftsayhpydanyst the wall and Chshmkhyrh Mapyda
It is not the role of"

[Therapy]

Originally Posted by StuM

So of course, being me - I had to run it through Google translate, which identified it as Persian :

"If the light is not shaded by role
Wall-eye
Staring
We do not know the other under the shadow Nvragr. In the light Agrrft not find the shadow of the wall, eyes staring at us as if the shadow of the shadow of light Dgrnmydan. Rftdyvar and eyes staring us in the role of Don Sayhdgrnmy light if the wall of the eye Sayhpydanyst Khyrhmasayh
We do not Sayhdgr the wall and staring eyes light if Rftsayhpydanyst the wall and Chshmkhyrh Mapyda
It is not the role of"

Yep.
Makes about as much sense as recreational sailing huh.

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by StuM

So of course, being me - I had to run it through Google translate, which identified it as Persian :

"If the light is not shaded by role
Wall-eye
Staring
We do not know the other under the shadow Nvragr. In the light Agrrft not find the shadow of the wall, eyes staring at us as if the shadow of the shadow of light Dgrnmydan. Rftdyvar and eyes staring us in the role of Don Sayhdgrnmy light if the wall of the eye Sayhpydanyst Khyrhmasayh
We do not Sayhdgr the wall and staring eyes light if Rftsayhpydanyst the wall and Chshmkhyrh Mapyda
It is not the role of"

Sounds about right. Makes as much sense as most gov't proclamations.

[CharlzO]

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on.

She says, "Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes."

She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway.

He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00".

She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it."

He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman breaks wind big-time.

At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her...being blind he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be

$25.50."

She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"

He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50."

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[Canibul]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Fantastic News concerning Pensions and Benefits in the UK.





نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيستنقش

ديوار و چشم

خيره
ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نوراگر رفت سايه. ر رفت نور اگررفت سايه پيدا نيست نقش ديوار وچشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگرنميدان نور اگر رفت سايه. ر رفتديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايهدگرنمي دان نور اگر رفت سايهپيدانيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيرهماسايه
ديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايهدگر نمي دان نور اگر رفتسايهپيدانيست نقش ديوار و چشمخيره ماپيدا

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If I hear anything else, I'll let you know.

Was that on White House letterhead?

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by Canibul

Was that on White House letterhead?

No, our White House proclamations are in Kenyan, not Persian.

[Pelagic]

I liked this

[svmariane]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

No, our White House proclamations are in Kenyan, not Persian.

Tsk Tsk Tsk...... Kenyan?

In Kenya, "...(t)he Bantu Swahili language and English, the latter of which was inherited from colonial rule (see British Kenya), are widely spoken as lingua franca. They serve as the two official working languages."


My Politically Incorrect post for today

[Canibul]

J'ambo, B'wana. Habari za m'chana? Unauaa kiSwahili?

[svmariane]

J'ambo. Mimi ni kutoka Austria.

[Adelie]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

No, our White House proclamations are in Kenyan, not Persian.

I'm sorry. Can you repeat that in English, I don't speak Klan.


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[amytom]

Originally Posted by Adelie

I'm sorry. Can you repeat that in English, I don't speak Klan.


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Maybe I'm a little slow but can you explain what made you think that post was racist?


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[Buzzman]

It was the original post implying messages in "Kenyan" (the Arabic or Persian script) might have emanated from the White House, being a direct slur against the nationality - and colour - of the current POTUS.

Who was born in Hawai'i, according to his birth certificate and the official records.
And last time I looked, Hawai'i was part of the USA.

Continuing the conversation implicitly supports the former racist remark.

Anything that highlights a person's racial differences in anything but a positive light is 'racist'.

Even when it's meant to be funny....

And that final comment of mine could even be considered racist.

But only by those who have PC for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

[Canibul]

Why do you jump from a questionable birth certificate to racism? What do the two have in common?

How does doubting his honesty equate to anything to do with his racial mixture?

That's the standard these days, isn't it. Don't like the man's policies? well by golly that makes you a racist!!

I'm more worried that his IQ only tested at 102. We need smarter people than that running the country.