The New Joke Thread

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[john61ct]

What's Ozzy?

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by john61ct

What's Ozzy?

Really?

Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath? Bit the head off of a bat on stage...

[john61ct]

Pretty US-centric, but yes heard of Black Sabbath. Pretty gross stunt!

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by john61ct

Pretty US-centric, but yes heard of Black Sabbath. Pretty gross stunt!

He's British.

More to the point, he's been doing world tours for over 51 yrs. 60 yr old men from the smallest tribes in Africa to the remotest Chinese villages know who he is. Hundreds of thousands of kids will dress up as him for Halloween.

Hell, space aliens within 51 light yrs of earth know who he is.
The entire planet can identify "Crazy Train" within 5 notes.

Well, except for the deaf people.

Where do you live?

[john61ct]

As you point out, not relevant.

More so are the facts that I have only lived 5% of my lifespan in a house with a TV, was never interested in pop culture, and have always hated heavy metal.

Never heard of Crazy Train, and with this bat thing have no interest in exploring it further.

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by john61ct

As you point out, not relevant.

More so are the facts that I have only lived 5% of my lifespan in a house with a TV, was never interested in pop culture, and have always hated heavy metal.

Never heard of Crazy Train, and with this bat thing have no interest in exploring it further.

Then don't bother asking who he is and just Google it. Or don't.

The other 99.9999999% got it.

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[svmariane]

The night of October 31st / November first. Pagan rituals. Macabre rituals. Or, as it's called in the USA, Hollloween. Here, to help get into the proper mood, is a PARODY of Disney's PG rated "The Nightmare Before Christmas". Oh, yeah: the parody is in the lyrics, not the costumes. Thank you, Google Translate!

I know, I know.... How did Christmas become Holloween? To answer that you'd have to watch the original film version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlMcF7T7lz8

[dfelsent]

I took this pic last Halloween in Salem. Amused me.

[LakeSuperior]

A captain and a sailor are on a ship. One day the sailor drinks a bit. The captain notes in the ships log that the sailor was drunk.

The sailor, worried that he might lose his job, pleads with the captain to add that he was drunk but it was only one time in eight years.

The captain declines the sailors request saying whatever he has written is the truth.

Next day it is the turn of the sailor to maintain the log. He writes, "The captain was sober tonight."

[a64pilot]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

I believe parts of him may still be.

[JPA Cate]

[COLOR="Blue" This thread is in serious danger of being closed--again.

Please, guys, just think a little before you post. Basically the joke thread is allowed a lot of latitude here. A little self restraint will be appreciated. Jokes having some irony, or intelligence as opposed to mere grossness are more likely to be appreciated, opposed to demeaning or sarcastic. [/COLOR]

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