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Old 29-10-2019, 18:40   #7096
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Yeah, we know it's Monday.
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Coffee?


The real question is what to do when your nose itches, or you sneeze, causing your nose to run of course.
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The real question is what to do when your nose itches, or you sneeze, causing your nose to run of course.
His sinus cavity felt like a hollowed-out Holloweeen pumpkin being flushed with Thanksgiving day turkey gravy.



(sigh) I know there's a good story or laugh in there but heck, I don't know where to go with it. Anybody else want to give it a go?
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Rock carving found by firefighters on a hillside near Los Angeles:

California has no power
Aaand the milk is getting sour
But to me it is not scary
Coz I stay away from dairy



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The real question is what to do when your nose itches, or you sneeze, causing your nose to run of course.
I think farting would be worse.

I don't think they put beans on the menu in space.
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I think farting would be worse.

I don't think they put beans on the menu in space.
Still, you'd have to give it a try.
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Just FYI...

I don't drink normally.
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I don't drink normally.
OK, I give in, how does one drink abnormally?
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OK, I give in, how does one drink abnormally? [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]
They say "absinth makes the heart grow fonder"

I think this guy drinks an abnormal amount of it [emoji4]

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I don't drink normally.
..and that, more than anything else...
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Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.
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Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.

Didn't you tell that one already?
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