The New Joke Thread

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[svmariane]

Did you ever have that sexual history talk with your girlfriend?
You know, where you both list all the people with whom you've ever had sex?
My girlfriend wanted that talk. Said she wanted to know about my past.

I told her: No you don't.

But she kept insisting. So finally I told her everything, starting from the girl
I lost my virginity to and all the way right up to her.


Apparently that's where I should have stopped.

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Too soon?

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[CaptTom]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Good one!

To me, the biggest joke is on all those people who pay extra for "sea salt."

Where exactly do they THINK "regular" salt came from?

Your choice. Buy the cheap stuff that was deposited naturally, millions of years before we started polluting the oceans. Or pay more for the stuff which was artificially evaporated out of today's dirty oceans.

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