The New Joke Thread

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[LakeSuperior]

Cowboy walks into a saloon and approaches the biggest guy there, “What’s yer name partner?”

“My names Terry.”

He replied. “Terry?! That’s a sissy girls name!”

Poor Nameless Cowboy. Died from dissin’ Terry.

[LakeSuperior]

I found that it's hard to date vegan.

She keeps eating the flowers that I bring to her.

[LakeSuperior]

On my poly sci exam, I was asked my opinion on a nuclear war.

Apparently, "That sounds better to me than an opaque old war," was not the expected answer.

[Sv_argo]

Two peanuts walk into a bar...one of them was assaulted...

[Freedom45]

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar.
The bartender says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything”

[carlosproa]

Originally Posted by LakeSuperior

My parents said that if I got a tattoo I'd have to get it in a place that didn't matter...

So I got it in Appleton, Wisconsin.

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"Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar..."

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