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Old 16-09-2019, 23:14   #6586
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Well, at least the Aussies won't be offended by that one.

Actually, do Aussies ever get offended by a joke? Seems to me, the more wildly inappropriate it is, the funnier they think it is!
Fixed it for ya

In Australia they don't know how to "give"
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For the grammar nazi(s) lurking in the area.

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Men, it's possible. Ladies, if you can do this challenge, let's get together.
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For the grammar nazi(s) lurking in the area.






Grammar Nazi? What about flour Nazi?
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An airman, a soldier, and a marine are comparing their experiences in Fallujah. “...and we were okay until the air conditioner in the tent broke down” said the airman.

“Your tent had air conditioning?” asked the soldier.

“Wait... you guys got tents?” asked the marine.


You have no idea how accurate this joke is.
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You have no idea how accurate this joke is.
As a former Jar Head, I concur.
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Old 17-09-2019, 20:01   #6593
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An airman, a soldier, and a marine are comparing their experiences in Fallujah. “...and we were okay until the air conditioner in the tent broke down” said the airman.

“Your tent had air conditioning?” asked the soldier.

“Wait... you guys got tents?” asked the marine.

You have no idea how accurate this joke is.

Don't forget the sailor...

"Where's Fallujah? Do they have good strip clubs there?"
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An airman, a soldier, and a marine are comparing their experiences in Fallujah. “...and we were okay until the air conditioner in the tent broke down” said the airman.

“Your tent had air conditioning?” asked the soldier.

“Wait... you guys got tents?” asked the marine.

Well,somebody's got to do it...


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As a former Jar Head, I concur.


I lived for 6 months one time in Ali Al Salem Kuwait, in an Air Force force provider tent city. All tents were air conditioned, they had a gym, a dining hall, flush toilets and showers. Everything was tents and portable, the generators looked like rail road engines, they were huge. They had four and ran two at a time. You had to wait until 3 or 4 in the morning to shower and carry a bottle of water with you. The water came from a several thousand gallon blivet that looked like a huge pillow and was so hot that you couldn’t stand it. The pipes ran on the sand and that was why you had to wait until early morning as the water was too hot, the bottle of water was to wash your hair, you didn’t dare put that hot water on your head.

They had a pool. It was I was told a C-130 life raft. It was a monstrous life raft that was filled with water and not air. Was God awful hot and dirty even though they changed the water frequently, it was good for volleyball and not much else.

Then there was the marble palace, a type of home or something that a Kuwaiti prince owned and allowed the US Military to use, it was literally a huge marble palace, and had an Olympic sized pool. I dove in and almost suffocated from the shock, it was refrigerated and I didn’t expect that, felt like it was freezing.

The Marble palace sat between Sadam’s goal posts, two big chimneys that were the power plant and water desalination plant, they ran off of crude oil and the smoke from them was yellowish in color.
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A yachting joke (I guess)


My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the ocean.

Now it’s syncing.
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[QUOTE=bill352;2979121]Well,somebody's got to do it...

Very brave of you to step up and volunteer. Stout lad.
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Well,somebody's got to do it...

Very brave of you to step up and volunteer. Stout lad.

That? That's nothin'. Why, when I was a boy,....
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