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Old 13-09-2019, 04:27   #6526
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Well done Maine!
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Old 13-09-2019, 04:48   #6527
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The maintenance dept. has filed a formal complaint against you. Apparently you've broken some labor union rules.


Speaking of

How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
Tree. You gotta problem widdat?
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Old 13-09-2019, 05:19   #6528
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Old 13-09-2019, 06:42   #6529
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A catamaran cruises slowly ...
Gord May, Dockhead, and Sailorchic34 stumble up the beach.
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Old 13-09-2019, 07:13   #6530
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Sorry, but I can't let this misinformation slide.



The incendiary device issue was actually involving network news stories, not the NHTSA crash testing. UCLA conducted testing on crashes resulting in fires, so they rigged up Ford sedans with incendiaries and ABC news used that footage without revealing that incendiaries were used.
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Which made it a much bigger deal than it really was. Your MB quote proves that in the industry also.
Thanks for the ............errr, non-joke.

So the joke is still on the consumer.



And even I have fallen in the off topic. Really sick of the politics too.
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Old 13-09-2019, 08:07   #6531
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A catamaran cruises slowly across the Pacific Ocean on a broad reach, flying only its jib...

The genie gently put her hand on his arm, and in a kindly voice said
"I can grant you anything. Surely there must be something you want?"
Gord May looked up and down the little beach, lost in the vast sea. He turned to the genie with a tear in his eye.
"I miss my friends. I wish they were here."
Outstanding! I wish you would post more jokes!
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Really sick of the politics too.

Why are you telling me about it?

Do I look like a genie or a mod?
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Old 13-09-2019, 09:51   #6533
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Why are you telling me about it?

Do I look like a genie or a mod?
Have always wondered what you look like?



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My wife got onto me the other day, claiming I spent too much time moistening food while cooking.

Thinking the accusations as ridiculous, I asked:

"Baste on what?"
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Wife crashed the car again today. She told the police the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking a can of beer.

Police said the man can do whatever he likes in his own living room.
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Yep, I can install a reverse cycle aircon for you
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They are worried about Global Warming in Arkansas.
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They fight global warming. Everybody must contribute to save the climate, even small contributions, like an A/C unit to cool the outside counts.

I guees, they are Greta inspired and have striked for the climate.
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