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Old 10-09-2019, 20:30   #6466
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Time to update my CV:


"Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents."
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I changed a light bulb in the office today!
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"Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents."
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I changed a light bulb in the office today!
I hope you changed the working one with a broken, to reduce your carbon footprint.
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A woman stumbles upon a magic lamp. She rubs the lamp and out pops a genie. The genie asks her to make a wish.

The woman says, "My wish is for my husband to have eyes only for me; I want to be the only one in his life, I want him to always sleep by my side, and I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and that he takes me everywhere he goes."

Poof! The genie turned her into a smartphone.
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