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Old 31-08-2019, 20:26   #6346
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Old 31-08-2019, 21:07   #6347
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Old 01-09-2019, 15:26   #6351
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And for my next trick I will disappear.

You wrinkly pear you taste like an apple.
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Old 01-09-2019, 15:27   #6352
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My wife told me that she would smash my face into the keyboard if I didn't stop being misogynist...

And that's when I let her know that I'm the Man of the House, the King of the Castle, the Lord of the Mancjkkf no jskslskf d j.lo alsjdj djdjslai48 err is shwks9ri3jekdo 3irbdjdibsks.
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I just beat my wife at dominos again...

When will she learn that I choose the pizza toppings?
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Old 02-09-2019, 05:18   #6354
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I once visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips...

I said to him, "Are you the friar?"

He said, "No, I'm the chip monk.."
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Warning! Don't order hay for your horse from Amazon.

After a couple of days they'll ask for your feed back.
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Internet poster: "My wife is the most amazing woman! Passionate, beautiful, caring, affectionate, astounding cook, so accomplished and sweet!"

Another internet poster: "She's standing right behind you, isn't she?"
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