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**GordMay** · 10-08-2019, 05:54

Alien: why should I not blow up this planet?
Human: we are an advanced species.
A: how do you travel?
H: we light old dinosaurs on fire.

Movie Plot Idea:
97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires & oil companies.

Epicurean · 10-08-2019, 09:51

It says my post is too short and I must add 5 characters. OK. How about Groucho, Moe Larry, Curly, Laurel, and Hardy? That's 6.

Epicurean · 10-08-2019, 10:10

The message [I] have entered is too short. Please lengthen [my] message to at least 5 characters.

svmariane · 10-08-2019, 13:59

Some of my jokes start off with "So I was down to the pub..."
It appears that now you can now rent an inflatable Irish pub.

Not only does "The Paddy Wagon Pub" provide a giant inflatable Irish-style pub set up right on your lawn, or marina parking lot , but they also provide bartenders and service staff to man the dang thing too, AND the booze!

Rated for 80 occupants.
Toilets not icluded.
Smoking inside might be problematic.

https://www.funnyordie.com/2019/8/7/...d-i-am-so-down

{I have no fiancial association with the product/firm. Posting this only as a source of amusement for other cruisers.}

john61ct · 10-08-2019, 14:47

Put it on a pontoon boat and party on downriver!

Srfnsnw100 · 10-08-2019, 17:20

What did the Buddhist monk sat to the Tofu Hotdog vendor?

"Please make we one with everything"

svmariane · 10-08-2019, 20:10

As a frequent traveller to London I became accustomed to hearing the phrase "Please mind the gap." coming over the tannoy while waiting to clamber aboard the tube train.

On my most recent trip I heard this:

"Please mind the gap -- between the time table and reality."

{There simply HAS to be a pub around here somewhere...}