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Old 12-07-2019, 11:48   #5806
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Old 12-07-2019, 12:10   #5807
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FYI, whatever image display method you use in your posts, doesn't show in Tapatalk.
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Old 12-07-2019, 12:14   #5808
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Interesting. Iím on the iOS tapatalk based cruisers forum app and can see eigenvectorís images.
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Old 12-07-2019, 13:33   #5809
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Hmm, maybe just Android then
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Old 12-07-2019, 14:32   #5810
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Hmm, maybe just Android then


I think so, cause I see them on an IPad. Strange things show, or donít show on the mobile app, links may show as broken, but still work etc.
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Old 12-07-2019, 16:55   #5811
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Maybe just "attachments", inline IMG tags are fine.

NBD, just need to "launch in browser"
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Old 12-07-2019, 18:27   #5812
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A few good ones.........

re "crayons".


If you are smart enough to use a sign like that, you should know the correct usage of either...or and nether...nor as opposed to neither... or



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re "crayons".


If you are smart enough to use a sign like that, you should know the correct usage of either...or and nether...nor as opposed to neither... or



(Watch out, here come more grammar nazis to tell me I'm wrong and that it's acceptable usage )


Wow I missed it the first time. Either I was reading too fast or the photo changed.
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Wow I missed it the first time. Either I was reading too fast or the photo changed.

You frequently just see the
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The Gender of some everyday items:


FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
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It seems to me that she has a type...

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