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Old 17-06-2019, 20:34   #5686
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https://youtu.be/Kxg9KJhepRE

P.S. how do I post a link so it shows the video on the thread, like the one above ?





Top one i just copied and pasted straight into the message box, bottom one i used the 'Insert Link' button at top centre of tool bar, both ways work for me.....

1. Copy the whole YT Link (your link looks short for some reason)
2. Click on 'Insert Link' button above
3. Paste into box
4. Hit 'ok'....................make sure your cursor is in the message box or it won't work......

If either of the above don't work i give up......
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Old 17-06-2019, 21:08   #5687
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Just the link is showing at my end.... not an embedded vid....
Interesting, must be a difference in client software.

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Old 18-06-2019, 00:42   #5688
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Taking the fight to the enemy....
Having screwed Starbucks in 'Straya..... https://www.theage.com.au/business/s...05-p51uu1.html
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Old 18-06-2019, 07:11   #5689
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Old 18-06-2019, 07:37   #5690
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Did you hear about the study between the FDA and an independent group of scientists on the use of marijuana to treat arthritis?

It was a joint joint joint study.
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Old 18-06-2019, 07:38   #5691
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My uneducated neighbor was planning to grow a flowerbed in his backyard.

But then he realized he couldn't as he hadn't botany.
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Old 18-06-2019, 07:40   #5692
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My first day as a car salesman...

Customer: Cargo space?

Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.

Manager: Can I see you in my office?
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Old 18-06-2019, 07:58   #5693
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Taking the fight to the enemy....

Having screwed Starbucks in 'Straya..... https://www.theage.com.au/business/s...05-p51uu1.html


The whole Starbucks thing is driven by Social forces. It’s not at all about the Coffee, it’s about being seen walking around with a Starbucks cup in your hand, and later a Yeti cup, used to be bottled water
These fads used to come and go, but I’ve been surprised at how much longer they last now, and can’t explain that.

The coffee is pretty bad, it’s disguised by being heavily covered with sugary syrup, enough sugar and a little caffeine and anything is good, the energy drink craze for example.
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Keep those Jokes coming on this thread as they are great and relevant social commentary...or not.

I don't know about you but I sure prefer reading the political, climate, and social views that are used to hijack the main topics in the more relevant sailing threads, exclusively in those threads.
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Old 18-06-2019, 08:25   #5695
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I once got flamed by an american for on this forum for saying that Americans can't make coffee. He took great offense - apparently he thought Starbucks makes great coffee...........................
We do have great coffee, however Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks definitely ain't it. There are several smaller roasters that aren't as easily accessible but make amazing coffee.

Don't forget though, the tradition of coffee in America started when we threw the Brits out and it was then seen as unpatriotic to drink tea. Especially after we threw it all in Boston Harbor
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Old 18-06-2019, 08:31   #5696
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The tradition of coffee **in America**?

is like talking about the tradition of surf rock in Cambodia

enjoy

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Old 18-06-2019, 10:29   #5697
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A Few Good Ones........
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A Few More'''''''''''
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(i'm bored)
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There was a minister of religion who suffered terrible conflict; although committed to his God he was also a compulsive golfer - couldn’t miss a day.

So, early on the day of rest, when he should have been immersed in prayer and preparation, he tended to sneak off for a quick nine.

Eventually, the Almighty decided to teach him a lesson. As the minister teed off at the hardest hole, his ball took flight in the most perfect arc, and dropped straight in - a hole in one!

As God watched approvingly, the angel beside him asked “Shouldn’t you be punishing him instead?”. The sly response: “I am. Who can he tell about it?”
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