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Old 23-05-2019, 12:58   #5536
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How did I end up on the food channel?
It's all part of the ebb and flow of conversational comments by highly educated, opinionated (and probably slightly bored) folk engaged in socially acceptable discourse that allows digression with the willingness to explore side tangents.

Now, about that shushi....
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Old 23-05-2019, 14:44   #5537
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Reactionary conservatives are much more easily disgusted than progressive liberals.
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Old 23-05-2019, 15:01   #5538
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John61, now THAT'S a REAL joke !
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I call those dead plant reproductive organs.

The wife no longer wants them dead, she wants something still alive that I, yes I, have to either put in the ground or keep them in the pot and water and feed them.

She still calls them her flowers, gives me a nasty eye when I call them MY plants.

Jokes on... Me?

Yeah, me.
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John61, now THAT'S a REAL joke !
Conservatives React Differently to Disgusting Pictures

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine...-factor/580465
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https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/ful...74704918764170
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Conservatives React Differently to Disgusting Pictures
On the other side of the coin:
Progressive liberals are much more easily offended than reactionary conservatives
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Old 23-05-2019, 18:42   #5542
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By ugliness on the inside, externalities not as much.
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Joke thread?
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Old 24-05-2019, 05:19   #5544
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For those that don’t want Alexa/Siri listening in on their private conversations, they’re making a male version.
... It doesn’t listen to anything.
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Re: The New Joke Thread

A Russian man is watching the weather forecast on TV, and they say that it's -50C in Siberia today...
In disbelief he calls his Siberian friend:

Hey, I've heard is super cold in Siberia these days?
Nah, it's nothing special, about -25.
Yeah? On TV they've said it's -50 C!

Ah, this must be outside.



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“... Predictability of punchlines was found to be positively correlated with joke funniness, and the reaction time for comprehension of a joke was negatively correlated with funniness.
These findings suggest that previous theories may be incorrect, and a new cognitive conceptualization of joke processing may be needed.
A general outline for a new conceptualization of humour is presented ...”
https://ir.lib.uwo.ca/cgi/viewconten...ext=psychd_uht
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Mr Fearman is certainly serious about funny and not clowning around.
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Mr Fearman is certainly serious about funny and not clowning around.
Indeed.
I too, can sometimes take the funny out of a good joke.
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Definition of a Conservative: One who firmly believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
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Souvlaki, gyros, and taramosalata. Shawarma rules! No sushi!

When I was a little Yankee kid growing up, all those types of foods would have grossed me out.

But my kids grew up in the Middle East and their favorite foods include hummus, shawarma and shishtawook. The new generation...
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Definition of a Conservative: One who firmly believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
"The radical of one century is the conservative of the next.
The radical invents the views.
When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them."
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