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Old 03-04-2019, 17:42   #4981
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I know I said enough! but since it hasn't stopped I will add fuel to put out multiple fires.


And after this who would the joke be on?

https://twitter.com/michaeljknowles

Before he leaves office, President @realDonaldTrump must at least for one day, identify as a woman, thereby forcing the Left either to admit the absurdity of transgender ideology or to acknowledge Donald Trump as the first woman president.
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Old 03-04-2019, 18:13   #4982
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Old 03-04-2019, 18:44   #4983
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Well, that’s changed my travel plans.
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Old 03-04-2019, 18:54   #4984
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Well, thatís changed my travel plans.
Me to.....
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Knowing how to spell is important...

I'll bet that really hurts! And messy too.
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wow, that explains everything...
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I know I said enough! but since it hasn't stopped I will add fuel to put out multiple fires.


And after this who would the joke be on?

https://twitter.com/michaeljknowles

Before he leaves office, President @realDonaldTrump must at least for one day, identify as a woman, thereby forcing the Left either to admit the absurdity of transgender ideology or to acknowledge Donald Trump as the first woman president.
well that will blast them away....
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Daily Mail is a joke, basically a trash tabloid mouthpiece of the Tories.

In the USA that would be the same as Donald Trump
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Yeah, fair point, I didn't actually say in which direction my plans had changed.
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There must be some reason that had to be added to the label...

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"At this point what does it matter"
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I hired a Russian Uber driver the other day...

His name was Pikup Andropov...
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The law firm of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe

say must give credit where credit is due

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There must be some reason that had to be added to the label...

History tells us that man first flew heavier than air vehicles in 1903, it says nothing about when women first flew them.
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