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Old 31-03-2019, 05:20   #4936
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I’m giving up Rum for a month.

Wait, I typed that wrong…

I’m giving up. Rum for a month.
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Old 31-03-2019, 11:03   #4938
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Old 31-03-2019, 12:05   #4939
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Does anyone know what these posts mean?


Knot a clew, poetry writing bot maybe?
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Does anyone know what these posts mean?
Don't know. So I was down to the pub talking about this with George, and George, he said that "Mayhaps tís merely an exercise in metaphisics? That readers of this thread might accept the possibility of different forms of written humor vs the actuality of experience from almost 5,000 posts that "prove" otherwise? To postulate that cruisers have an intellectual capacity above and beyond that of alcohol-swilling, layabout, socially unacceptable louts - that we think therefore we are? Sort of..."
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OK Gord.....now update with a photo of Ford LOL
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Old 01-04-2019, 09:59   #4942
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A horse walks into a bar, at which point the bartender asks if he’s an alcoholic given all the bars he frequents.

“I don’t think I am.” the horse replies.

Poof!

The horse disappears.

This is the moment where those who are into philosophy start to grin as they’re familiar with the philosophical proposition of “Cogito Ergo Sum”, or “I think, therefore I am”.

But to explain that joke beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
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And for all the rest of you blue collar sailors!


Did you know? If you put a hard hat up to your ear...

...you can hear the OSHA
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A horse walks into a bar, at which point the bartender asks if he’s an alcoholic given all the bars he frequents.

“I don’t think I am.” the horse replies.

Poof!

The horse disappears.

This is the moment where those who are into philosophy start to grin as they’re familiar with the philosophical proposition of “Cogito Ergo Sum”, or “I think, therefore I am”.

But to explain that joke beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
Obviously the horse was not drinking a Berty Russel.
Who's doing the thinking anyway?...... hicupp!
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This has to be a joke, right?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...woman-man.html
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Old 02-04-2019, 18:36   #4947
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Seems fairly reasonable to me.
This "mother" started a fake account to perpetuate an online attack on this transgender person and was nabbed by the police after a complaint was made.

Not heavy handed, but even handed just as they are clamping down on cyber bully amongst school kids.

People who hide behind computers and usernames and spew vitriol, are gutless and need to be held accountable.
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Well then, so much for sticks and stones.

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This made me laugh so hard I couldn't resist posting it....

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There are so many women suddenly coming out against Joe Biden that you'd think Trump had just nominated him to the Supreme Court.
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Apparently, not.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...ould-tackling/

https://www.lifesitenews.com/blogs/m...about-pronouns

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/11/mum-l...itter-8519251/
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