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Old 30-03-2019, 16:53   #4921
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Knot knowing her argument with Gale.

My job simple, knowing that guys clew fluttered with less than 6 inch. Our leading edge technology.

Smaller arguments included yells off ," ease," which led helm to do some work hence replies of ," BRACE."

the largest joke being a seaworthy vessel kept dry 25 years although she'd be the pollutant type if used.

Maybe Joe is Joking. His boats had male names yet known as girls, eye.

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Old 30-03-2019, 17:07   #4922
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Does anyone know what these posts mean?
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Old 30-03-2019, 17:14   #4923
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Teacher, " yes Johnny,"
Jonathan, " the moon is like a woman, "
Teacher, " ahh, that's beautiful. Because the moon glows and shines upon beauty Johnny? "
Jonathan, " Know! because she comes at night time and disappears during the day. "
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Old 30-03-2019, 17:19   #4924
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Does anyone know what these posts mean?
Not a clue. I can't figure out if they're bad poems or bad jokes
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Old 30-03-2019, 17:23   #4925
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Someone claimed an experimental AI bot?

I assume in the early stages of training its neural nets.
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Old 30-03-2019, 17:29   #4926
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Old 30-03-2019, 17:36   #4927
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A pleasure.
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Old 30-03-2019, 19:13   #4928
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Does anyone know what these posts mean?
I'm guessing that there is some form of impairment.
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Old 30-03-2019, 20:44   #4929
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An early pocket rocket in Adelaide.
Plus a picture of her crew.
Knot rocket science.

I do my job. Knot with your job. I'm still lost as per why a less tension sheet is a heavy helm. Situation particular from a balanced system.

A stinker of a pocket rocket
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Old 30-03-2019, 22:02   #4930
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I'm guessing that there is some form of impairment.
Perhaps his hatches are dogged too tight!
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Old 31-03-2019, 00:31   #4932
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Old 31-03-2019, 02:52   #4933
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Maybe Boatsie has picked up a virus in his puter... Which generates random sentences, some with a nautical theme, but which are completely meaningless, let alone humourless...?
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Maybe Boatsie has picked up a virus in his puter... Which generates random sentences, some with a nautical theme, but which are completely meaningless, let alone humourless...?
Either that, or the translation APP is GIGO.
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