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20 yrs ago, a young couple fell in love in high school and as soon as they graduated, they got married.

After the honeymoon, the husband told his wife that every time they had sex, he would put a dollar in a lock box and when they had enough money for a vacation in Hawaii, they would use all of their "special vacation fund" to go and have fun.

The first few years were hot and hectic and the "vacation fund" grew fast, but as time wore on, things gradually slowed down some. Finally, 20 yrs later, they had saved up $2,000 and they managed to get a 3 night, 4 day trip to Hawaii down in Waikiki.

They went and played in the surf, sunbathed on the beach, they went and had local food at a few drive-ins and window shopped at the many stores all up and down Kalakaua Ave.

The last night they were there, the wife was looking at beautiful dresses while her husband was 10 ft away. A street walker came up to him and asked him if he'd like to party and told him he could party with her for $100 for 30 minutes or do anything he wanted for an hour for $250. He declined her offer, stating he loved his wife very much.

As the party girl walked away, he turned around to find his wife was standing right behind him. He smiled and said, "Did you see that honey? I turned her down and told her how much I love you!" She hauled off and hit him so hard, he dropped like a rock and passed out!

When he woke, he was laying flat on his back with a broken nose! He asked her, "What was that for??" She told him, "You son of a bitch! For the last 20 yrs you've been taking advantage of me for $1 a shot, when I coulda been getting $100 a shot and had a 2 week vacation here in the first year!!"
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