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Old 06-03-2019, 03:09   #4681
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Old 06-03-2019, 04:54   #4684
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I hope most of us can recognise a satirical parody, when we see it.
Well done "TownDock".
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Oh, so not so! Divorce can be far less expensive than staying married. One has a restricted amount, where the other,.....well, ....and you pay, and you pay.

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Old 06-03-2019, 13:07   #4686
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Oh, so not so! Divorce can be far less expensive than staying married. One has a restricted amount, where the other,.....well, ....and you pay, and you pay.

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That meme didn't mention expense.

It only mentioned happiness.
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I hope most of us can recognise a satirical parody, when we see it.
Well done "TownDock".
Lol Gord, I am surprised that the approved "manual probing method" did not have a #2 clause in it!
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Old 06-03-2019, 14:11   #4688
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I hope most of us can recognise a satirical parody, when we see it.
Well done "TownDock".
What would have been considered absolutely absurd just 5 or 10 yrs ago is now commonplace. It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between satire and reality as envisioned by some people.


I now view "The Onion" as a trustworthy news source and far less biased than most.
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I now view "The Onion" as a trustworthy news source and far less biased than most.
Sad but true.
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It's because "reality" in this multi-verse / timeline has been spinning out of control.

Stop the World, I Wanna Get Off!

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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will
warm them up." He did, and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold."
The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did, and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother
again, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost,
don't they!"
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“Opinion Rhapsody”

Apparently this is not a new video, although it was new to me. I found it hilarious and wanted to share I see a little bit of all of us in it


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Old 08-03-2019, 20:10   #4693
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brilliant, and spot on
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Jenny’s Mother phones Johnny’s Mother in a rage.

“I need to talk to you about your son’s behaviour! I walked in on him and Jenny playing doctors and nurses earlier, I was shocked. “

“Well all kids experiment sexually, I’m sure it was perfectly innocent” Johnny’s Mother replies.

“Sex?? He was taking her appendix out!!”
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Higgs Boson goes into a church. The priest says "you're not welcome here".

Higgs Boson says...

"You can't have mass without me".
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