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Old 02-02-2019, 20:53   #4441
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I recall the outrage in the early Seventies when the then-HEadmaster of my high school insisted girls walk up a short flight of stairs outside his office - if he could see their underwear, their skirt was too short....

...and if it wasn't 'regulation underwear' they were sent home to change.

I kid you not - this actually happenend.
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Old 02-02-2019, 21:26   #4442
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Surprised they also didn't get spankings
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Old 02-02-2019, 21:29   #4443
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Nah, he was way too straight-laced for that.

After furore erupted he suggested getting his wife or the Matron to do the inspecting....

He just didn't get it....

And by an astonishing coincidence, his name was Withers - and withering was the only description for the looks he received from women.

Is that nominative determinism, I wonder?
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Cover your eyes if Math jokes offend you.

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“Certainly”, say the snakes. “We’re adders, so we need logs to multiply.”
I am actually a mathematician, and that one made me wish I HAD covered my eyes.
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I am actually a mathematician, and that one made me wish I HAD covered my eyes.
Should have kept looking at your shoes.... ;^)
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Re: The New Joke Thread

Yul Brynner started his film career in the 60’s advertising perfume although it was well known that the smell of perfume made his violently sick.


They even wrote a song about it and they sing the song most weeks at Liverpool football stadium, it's called

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‘Yul never wore cologne'
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Still funny. Still laughing.
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Speaking of not getting it, here's one for the computer geeks.


I'll leave the explainer to someone else




Ping

Lost packet? Whatever.
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That's ICMP
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The professor was telling his early morning class, "I've found that the best way to start the day is to exercise for five minutes, take a deep breath of fresh air, and then have a bowl of delicious cereal with raisins and almonds and a cup of green tea and finish with a cold shower. Then I feel rosy all over."

A sleepy voice from the back of the room said, "Tell us more about Rosy."

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TTL expired. The joke is too old.
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