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Old 31-01-2019, 23:38   #4411
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You know you're getting old, when, if you have to pick something up off the ground, you have a look around, see if there's anything else while you're down there
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explain, like I'm 5


I would... but I am a mathematician and so have trouble talking to people.
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Old 01-02-2019, 00:21   #4413
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That's not funny


Itís funny if you clicked on it to see the picture.

Donít ask me how I know.
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That's not funny
I think it is
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Itís funny if you clicked on it to see the picture.

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I think it is
It's really not funny now because I went back and tried to click on it.
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It's really not funny now because I went back and tried to click on it.
Well thankfully not everyone has the same sense of humour
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I can't post a picture unless I write something

something
Well I think its funny cos a signwriter did exactly the same thing to me once.... well not quite exactly......but sort of the same ........

Signwriters are not the world's brightest.... drove past a 'Hobbie Shop' a while back

At first I thought Suzanne had popped her clogs....
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You know you're getting old, when, if you have to pick something up off the ground, you have a look around, see if there's anything else while you're down there
I look around to see if there is something handy that I can use to get erect again.... ooops... let's not go there...
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