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Old 29-01-2019, 18:27   #4396
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Who'd of thought he was into Pink Floyd.....


How’s the rest of that song go? Something about education?
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Old 29-01-2019, 18:28   #4397
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What global warming..



Hahaha look at the boat behind it. Now that’s funny
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Old 29-01-2019, 20:14   #4398
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Must be very dry and cold.
Somebody sprayed down the boat?


It's either that or pretty good Photoshop.
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Old 30-01-2019, 04:57   #4399
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Must be very dry and cold.
Somebody sprayed down the boat?


It's either that or pretty good Photoshop.
I'm willing to bet a water main broke on the dock and sprayed all over the front of the boat.
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Old 30-01-2019, 06:14   #4400
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It was an Ice Elf. You can see him sitting right there in front of the bridge, enjoying the view.
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Old 30-01-2019, 12:34   #4401
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It was an Ice Elf. You can see him sitting right there in front of the bridge, enjoying the view.
Not being familiar with this thing you guys call “winter”, I was unaware of the existence of Ice Elf. I thought that it was a small child frozen to the boat.

Glad to know it was an Ice Elf and not some poor kid.
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Old 31-01-2019, 11:19   #4402
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What global warming..

Looks like it has a Flagship Marine A/C Unit on it!
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Looks like it has a Flagship Marine A/C Unit on it!
And it works a charm.
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Old 31-01-2019, 13:50   #4404
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How do you identify an extrovert mathematician?


He is looking at your shoes and not his own.
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And it works a charm.
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How do you identify an extrovert mathematician?


He is looking at your shoes and not his own.
explain, like I'm 5
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Old 31-01-2019, 19:46   #4407
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Ha ha
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That's not funny
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I can't post a picture unless I write something

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