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Old 17-01-2019, 18:29   #4246
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Deferring further questions to Cruisers & Sailing Forums - View Profile: socaldmax .

In other words....
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Old 17-01-2019, 18:39   #4247
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Re: The New Joke Thread

I remember getting into a great deal of trouble for hosing off a child with a particularly nasty nappy, I can't imagine the pain if I was caught washing one inside out.
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Old 17-01-2019, 18:47   #4248
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I remember getting into a great deal of trouble for hosing off a child with a particularly nasty nappy, I can't imagine the pain if I was caught washing one inside out.


Wait you’re not supposed to do it that way?
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Old 17-01-2019, 18:51   #4249
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I'm sure I remember reading somewhere that washing nappies inside out was the way to go....

The real problem is having to keep adding water to the machine as the Kimbies soak up what's already in the tub.

Haven't tried it in one of them new-fangled front-loading machines....I think they auto-fill....so might be OK.
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I overdosed on Viagra once

It was the hardest day of my life.

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I'm not sure I believe all this stuff about genetically modified food being bad for you...

I had a tasty leg of salmon and I feel fine.
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Old 19-01-2019, 17:06   #4254
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Some people claim Al Gore dances too roboticically...

He says its just his Al Gore rhythm.
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Two Canadians are sitting outside watching the night sky when the first Canadian asks the other “If you had to be one star in the night sky, which one would you be, eh?”

The second Canadian thinks for a moment and says “I’d probably be the brightest star in the sky.”

To which the first quickly responds “You can’t be Sirius A!”
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Roboticically is a robot with a stutter.
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Two astronauts are falling into a black hole while telling jokes.

One turns to the other and says "I'm afraid we're not aware of the gravity of the situation."
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Two astronauts are falling into a black hole while telling jokes.

One turns to the other and says "I'm afraid we're not aware of the gravity of the situation."
Lol....jokes in the future
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