How about a Sunday morning golf joke. BTW, does anybody have any idea what percentage of cruisers carry their sticks with them?...............
Verne was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized
that his wife, Joy, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front
of him. Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly
in the temple, killing her instantly.
A few days later, Verne got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.
Coroner: "Verne, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force-trauma
to the head
. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple,
is that correct?"
Verne: "Yes, sir, that's correct."
Coroner: "Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged in her ass."
Verne: "Was it a Titleist 3?"
Coroner: "Yes, it was."
Verne: "That was my mulligan."