Cruisers Forum
 


Join CruisersForum Today

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Rating: Thread Rating: 5 votes, 4.80 average. Display Modes
Old 05-12-2018, 16:07   #3901
Moderator
 
Adelie's Avatar

Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: La Ciudad de la Misiůn Didacus de AlcalŠ en Alta California, Virreinato de Nueva EspaŮa
Boat: Cal 20
Posts: 10,587
Re: The New Joke Thread

Iíll admit I didnít get it either.
__________________

__________________
Num Me Vexo?
A house is but a boat so poorly built and so firmly run aground no one would think to try and refloat it.
Adelie is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2018, 16:18   #3902
Registered User

Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Southern Tier, NY
Boat: Newport 28
Posts: 324
Re: The New Joke Thread

Perhaps she just really enjoys the company of said buddy attendant at the station?
__________________

__________________
-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
https://horizonsfound.blogspot.com/
CharlzO is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2018, 16:27   #3903
Registered User
 
El Pinguino's Avatar

Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Boat in Puerto Lucia, Ecuador, Body in SE Australia, Heart in Patagonia....
Boat: Westerly Sealord
Posts: 5,707
Re: The New Joke Thread

I get it.... the wife is blonde.....
__________________
Simple Celestial https://www.dropbox.com/s/a5blh1rgvi...ation.pdf?dl=0
A little bit about Chile https://www.cruiserswiki.org/wiki/Chile
Some Patagonian cruising notes https://docdro.id/bO63FbL
El Pinguino is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2018, 16:45   #3904
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 5,943
Re: The New Joke Thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by fxykty View Post
I was hoping somebody else would admit they donít get it. Huh?!?
What is it that you don't understand?
socaldmax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2018, 16:54   #3905
Registered User
 
Buzzman's Avatar

Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: New South Wales, Australia
Boat: Still building
Posts: 1,174
Re: The New Joke Thread

Where's the joke...???
Buzzman is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2018, 16:57   #3906
Registered User
 
ontherocks83's Avatar

Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Warwick RI
Boat: Catalina 30
Posts: 1,872
Re: The New Joke Thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by socaldmax View Post
This is a very minor, but very important distinction...

Now that is the difference between a sheltered unassuming wife getting an education and the same said wife getting madder then hell when she realizes that you already knew what it was. Either way you lose.
ontherocks83 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2018, 16:58   #3907
Registered User
 
ontherocks83's Avatar

Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Warwick RI
Boat: Catalina 30
Posts: 1,872
Re: The New Joke Thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by socaldmax View Post
What is it that you don't understand?
Yeah sorry dude, I'm lost on that one too.
ontherocks83 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2018, 17:05   #3908
Registered User
 
Buzzman's Avatar

Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: New South Wales, Australia
Boat: Still building
Posts: 1,174
Re: The New Joke Thread

Is it another engineer's joke....????

[grin]
Buzzman is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2018, 17:10   #3909
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 5,943
Re: The New Joke Thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by ontherocks83 View Post
Yeah sorry dude, I'm lost on that one too.
Someone locking their keys in the car at the gas station every two weeks for over 2 yrs doesn't strike you as even a little bit funny?

I'll admit I was more exasperated than amused at the time, but now, it's funny to me.

Was it too long?

Ambiguous in some way?
socaldmax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2018, 17:17   #3910
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2018
Posts: 182
Re: The New Joke Thread

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, “I'll take that bet!”

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said, “I can't take this, you're my friend. I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money.”

The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!”
__________________
Gary
ohgary is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2018, 18:03   #3911
Registered User
 
Buzzman's Avatar

Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: New South Wales, Australia
Boat: Still building
Posts: 1,174
Re: The New Joke Thread

Now THAT's funny...!!!!

socaldmax - the keys locked in the car lacks a punch line.

Where's the twist in the tail?

Clearly, if the woman was blonde, that 'explains' it.

If the husband was 'arranging' it with his buddy the gas-station attendant so he could get off work early every other week, then that would 'explain' it....

But there's no 'punch line' to 'explain' the 'joke'.

Anyone who locks their keys in the car every week for two years is just plain stupid....
unless there is an 'ulterior reason' for doing so.

YMMV
Buzzman is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2018, 19:03   #3912
cruiser

Join Date: Jan 2017
Boat: Retired from CF
Posts: 13,304
Re: The New Joke Thread

and why only Thursdays? every other?
john61ct is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2018, 19:56   #3913
Registered User
 
Buzzman's Avatar

Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: New South Wales, Australia
Boat: Still building
Posts: 1,174
Re: The New Joke Thread

Yeah, it would make more sense if it was Friday, you'd think, if he wanted an 'early mark' off work..??
Buzzman is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2018, 21:11   #3914
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 5,943
Re: The New Joke Thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by john61ct View Post
and why only Thursdays? every other?
Because that was the day she was low on gas, so that was the day she always went to fill up again. Oahu is not that big, so she didn't drive much.
socaldmax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2018, 21:21   #3915
Registered User
 
Buzzman's Avatar

Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: New South Wales, Australia
Boat: Still building
Posts: 1,174
Re: The New Joke Thread

Ahhh, OK, so EVERY time she filled up, she locked the keys in the car....

Definitely blonde...
__________________

Buzzman is online now   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Advertise Here


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 18:03.


Google+
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Social Knowledge Networks
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.

ShowCase vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.