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05-12-2018, 15:07
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Re: The New Joke Thread
I’ll admit I didn’t get it either.
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05-12-2018, 15:18
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#3902
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Perhaps she just really enjoys the company of said buddy attendant at the station?
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05-12-2018, 15:27
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Re: The New Joke Thread
I get it.... the wife is blonde.....
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05-12-2018, 15:45
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#3904
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by fxykty
I was hoping somebody else would admit they don’t get it. Huh?!?
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What is it that you don't understand?
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05-12-2018, 15:54
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#3905
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Where's the joke...???
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05-12-2018, 15:57
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by socaldmax
This is a very minor, but very important distinction...
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Now that is the difference between a sheltered unassuming wife getting an education and the same said wife getting madder then hell when she realizes that you already knew what it was. Either way you lose.
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05-12-2018, 15:58
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#3907
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by socaldmax
What is it that you don't understand?
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Yeah sorry dude, I'm lost on that one too.
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05-12-2018, 16:05
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Is it another engineer's joke....????
[grin]
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05-12-2018, 16:10
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by ontherocks83
Yeah sorry dude, I'm lost on that one too. |
Someone locking their keys in the car at the gas station every two weeks for over 2 yrs doesn't strike you as even a little bit funny?
I'll admit I was more exasperated than amused at the time, but now, it's funny to me.
Was it too long?
Ambiguous in some way?
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05-12-2018, 16:17
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Re: The New Joke Thread
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, “I'll take that bet!”
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said, “I can't take this, you're my friend. I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money.”
The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!”
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05-12-2018, 17:03
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Now THAT's funny...!!!!
socaldmax - the keys locked in the car lacks a punch line.
Where's the twist in the tail?
Clearly, if the woman was blonde, that 'explains' it.
If the husband was 'arranging' it with his buddy the gas-station attendant so he could get off work early every other week, then that would 'explain' it....
But there's no 'punch line' to 'explain' the 'joke'.
Anyone who locks their keys in the car every week for two years is just plain stupid....
unless there is an 'ulterior reason' for doing so.
YMMV 
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05-12-2018, 18:03
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Re: The New Joke Thread
and why only Thursdays? every other?
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05-12-2018, 18:56
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Yeah, it would make more sense if it was Friday, you'd think, if he wanted an 'early mark' off work..??
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05-12-2018, 20:11
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by john61ct
and why only Thursdays? every other?
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Because that was the day she was low on gas, so that was the day she always went to fill up again. Oahu is not that big, so she didn't drive much.
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05-12-2018, 20:21
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#3915
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Ahhh, OK, so EVERY time she filled up, she locked the keys in the car....
Definitely blonde...
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