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08-11-2018, 18:43
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#3736
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by boatman61
Ahahahaaa.. With me it'll be 'All my friends in Hell..'
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Hahahaha. They'll think you were secretly a nice person. Wouldn't want that getting around :-)
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08-11-2018, 18:45
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by Eigenvector
Some type of crazy contest
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I'd play that.
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08-11-2018, 18:55
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#3738
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Re: The New Joke Thread
I dunno, Dave,
That just may be a scrawny Costa Rican bull, not like some of your prize Ozzie ones, who are a great deal heftier.
Ann
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08-11-2018, 21:25
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Q: What is the difference between a porta potty and a politician?
A: Your chances of getting lied to by a porta potty are pretty slim...
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08-11-2018, 21:38
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#3740
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveG58
Yes but think of the foresight he’ll have!
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And if wearing glasses, tremendous "circumspection"
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08-11-2018, 22:27
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by JPA Cate
I dunno, Dave,
That just may be a scrawny Costa Rican bull, not like some of your prize Ozzie ones, who are a great deal heftier.
Ann
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Lol
I must have watched it 6 times now and still laugh.
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09-11-2018, 02:04
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveG58
Yes but think of the foresight he’ll have!
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Lol ! That's a good alternate ending !
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09-11-2018, 02:42
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#3743
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave_S
Lol
I must have watched it 6 times now and still laugh.
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For some reason I get this message instead of the video...
I'm using the CF Android App
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09-11-2018, 06:14
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Meanwhile back in the States................
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09-11-2018, 09:55
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The New Joke Thread
Lost in translation...
“So, I called up the guy and said: I’m coming in next week, changed the name of the boat, can you redo the lettering? New name is Gun Boat, all capitals, in one word.
The guy said: Sho man, no Pwoblem!”
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09-11-2018, 10:19
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#3746
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pelagic
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Here is a drect link, see if it helps
https://youtu.be/m4rwO7t4sWM
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09-11-2018, 10:22
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Last night my date asked, "So how come you haven't already been snapped up?"
I replied, "I've been married before, but it didn't work out. She said I was far too inattentive."
"Oh, that's so sad! Did you have any kids?"
"Probably."
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09-11-2018, 10:27
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#3748
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis Raduly
Lost in translation...
“So, I called up the guy and said: I’m coming in next week, changed the name of the boat, can you redo the lettering? New name is Gun Boat, all capitals, in one word.
The guy said: Sho man, no Pwoblem!” Attachment 180387
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Speaking about gumbo.........did you see this.
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09-11-2018, 10:30
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#3749
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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09-11-2018, 22:53
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#3750
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Re: The New Joke Thread
And I thought I'd seen everything ...
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