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Old 01-11-2018, 22:22   #3646
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I found this on my windshield this afternoon.



It looks to be a receipt from a cash register, I can see the printing on the other side of the paper.

It might have their credit card number on it.

Now that would be funny.....................................
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It looks to be a receipt from a cash register, I can see the printing on the other side of the paper.

It might have their credit card number on it.

Now that would be funny.....................................
That happened at Costco in Seattle already. The guy got a citation for hit and run. Had the guys name right in the receipt.
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Cat watching a horror movie.

The cat's eyes say it all.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?time&v=mHHZYSz3ua4
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True Story: I'm a retired cop, when I worked in tough neighborhoods, I carried a sidearm to and from work. Other times too, like after range training. As a former hitch-hiker, I also pick up others when I see them. One day I gave a lift to a burly biker type going west on Long Island. He wanted to go south too, but I was on my way to work, so I let him out at an intersection. As he got out, he grinned and joked "This would be different if I'd brought my gun"
I smiled back and said "No, it really wouldn't"
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