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**GordMay** · 02-10-2018, 04:23

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Originally Posted by socaldmax

... If you're easily offended find someplace else on the www where you will feel safe...

IMHO: The CruisersForum was/is intended to be a "safe" place. Maybe not "sterile" but polite, respectful, and generally safe.

john61ct · 02-10-2018, 04:58

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Originally Posted by GordMay

IMHO: The CruisersForum was/is intended to be a "safe" place. Maybe not "sterile" but polite, respectful, and generally safe.

I also hate a huge number of attempted humor posts, but such meta discussions just don't belong in **this** thread.

Take it up with mods, or start a new thread or both, but not here

GILow · 02-10-2018, 06:05

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Originally Posted by twohapence

That made me laugh out loud. Now there's a big space round me as nervous commuters huddle at the far end of the carriage.........

Oops!

I hope your social isolation doesn’t last too long. [emoji846]

LakeSuperior · 02-10-2018, 06:54

Again it's time for a geek joke...

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word:

unionized.

Eigenvector · 04-10-2018, 10:15

A few I ran across

D&D · 04-10-2018, 15:18

For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey!,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.

The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

One with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.😂😂😂😂

Fiveslide · 05-10-2018, 06:37

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To make it about 2/3 of the way across before being struck by our Honda Element ending in an explosion of feathers and innards, also causing my wife to question the level of attentiveness I apply to my driving even though it was dark and she was yapping at me about something causing me to be a little distracted.

**Adelie** · 05-10-2018, 06:42

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could be done.

Alternatively because it was stapled to the lip of a performance artist.