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Old 21-09-2018, 14:00   #3421
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Old 21-09-2018, 14:04   #3422
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Old 21-09-2018, 21:00   #3423
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Old 21-09-2018, 21:19   #3424
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That's as good as 'Wong Fo King's Book Store in HK.
Or Dr. Woo Hue in Vancouver, BC
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Old 21-09-2018, 21:31   #3425
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I'd be more worried if the sold 'bean' bags.....
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Old 21-09-2018, 22:10   #3426
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Reminds me... stepson's partner runs a dog training service called "sit happens". She's pretty good at it...

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Good at what? ... 'sitting'...???
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Good at what? ... 'sitting'...???
Hmm... that was a bit of an awkward phrase, wasn't it? Her students seem to get the message and then please their owners, and they tend to be repeat customers.

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Old 22-09-2018, 00:54   #3429
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Speaking of funny names, a good friend of mine told me his father-in-law (now deceased) was featured on the David Letterman show for the top 10 funniest CA names. His name was Harry Dong. The laugh is on us, however, since he founded an investment firm and left his wife over $300M quite a few yrs ago. I'm sure it's grown quite a bit since then. His wife gave it all to their only daughter and her husband, so they both retired at 50 and keep a 60' motor yacht in Newport beach just for cruising out to Catalina.

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Here's his yacht, 60' McKinna Nassau widebody berthed in Marina Del Rey.

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Speaking of funny names, a good friend of mine told me his father-in-law (now deceased) was featured on the David Letterman show for the top 10 funniest CA names. His name was Harry Dong.
Didn't get the joke at all until I watched that lame video clip.


It relies on the merkin accent where Harry is pronounced "hairy".
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I see what you did there, Stu.
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Ah meToo! Anyone know what "Yeti pubes" means?

Funny relevant thread http://www.metafilter.com/176207/Tho...names-are-here
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