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Old 17-09-2018, 11:34   #3406
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Re: The New Joke Thread

and done
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Old 17-09-2018, 12:01   #3407
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Lol.....those signs were obviously placed on a dead end road.
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Old 17-09-2018, 14:35   #3408
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I had to Google it. The sign has its own Facebook page and the road is a connector between two state roads just outside Denver.
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Old 18-09-2018, 11:54   #3409
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At the company meeting, one of the managers came up with an idea.


"I think we should stop testing our products on animals, it's giving our brand a bad rep."


"How come? The shampoo companies do it all the time!"


"I understand, but, sir, we sell hammers."
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Old 18-09-2018, 18:13   #3410
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My sister called and asked me if I would loan her $300 to help her pay her rent. You know me, always willing to help my friends and family out, so I told her, "Let me check and I'll call you right back." But before I could check, my aunt calls and says, "Don’t you give her any money because she's lying.” She tells me that she wants to take that $300 and get her boyfriend out of jail, so she could be under the same roof with him for his birthday!!!
So I thought about it for a minute, and decided to give her the $300, because we all need help at times. I called her back and said, "I got you, come and get it.
A couple hours later, I got a call from booking at Jefferson County Jail, and it was her. I said "Hello" and she starts screaming and saying “Why did you give me counterfeit money?!"
I said: "So you and your boyfriend would be under the same roof for his birthday!!!"
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Old 18-09-2018, 18:51   #3411
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Current events...

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Re: The New Joke Thread

And this is no joke.......

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What hormones does a fish use to swim in a house?


Indoor fins.
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Old 20-09-2018, 13:33   #3414
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And now for some religious humor.
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and some more
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and that's it
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On "talk like a pirate day"......
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Old 21-09-2018, 06:03   #3419
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A cyclops and his wife looking for their perfect holiday sailing destination.


Cyclops: How do you spell Hawaii?


Wife: Well... You need two iĎs...


Cyclops (putting the pen down): My life is just a joke to you isnít it, Linda?
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Old 21-09-2018, 13:59   #3420
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Bwhahahahahaha!
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