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meatservo · 25-01-2017, 15:33

LGBT:

Liquor
Guns
Bacon
Tits

meatservo

**StuM** · 25-01-2017, 16:32

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Originally Posted by meatservo

LGBT:

Liquor
Guns
Bacon
Tits

meatservo

You mean like this?

ur2slo · 25-01-2017, 16:49

Did you her about the guy who figured out woman?

He died laughing before he could tell anyone.............

Captain Bill · 25-01-2017, 16:59

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Originally Posted by tkeithlu

KVB, the problem was that when you were in college the drinking age was 18. With a national 21 standard came an impossible situation - three quarters of students are breaking the law. Most colleges pushed the problem off campus and left it to the local police. Mine kept it on campus to prevent drunken driving and to be able to single out and protect people at risk, because of a second impossible problem. With an intoxicated person not legally able to give consent, 3/4 of all sex on campus on any Saturday night was rape.

So if they were both drunk and neither could consent were they both raped? The law says sex with an intoxicated person is rape. Are not both of them persons?

Therapy · 25-01-2017, 17:05

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Originally Posted by Captain Bill

So if they were both drunk and neither could consent were they both raped? The law says sex with an intoxicated person is rape. Are not both of them persons?

NO!
It is always the guys fault.
You should know that by now.

ur2slo · 25-01-2017, 17:10

A woman is having a hard time meeting men and dating.
She has fought it for years and is now getting desperate.
She seeks medical advice, thinking it might be a physical issue unknown to her. After years of tests, blood work ups and such, (yes year's, its OBAMACARE), she finally gets referred to a specialist.

But he is not an ordinary specialist, he specializes in Oriental medicine and natural cures. He is well known for his clinical studies of ancient remedies.

Her day comes for her appointment at his clinic. She arrives early, does the precursory paperwork and blah,blah, blah.

Nurse takes her to examination room and says to go ahead and remove your clothes and put on the gown Dr will be right in....

So now she's waiting, and waiting, and shivering, and waiting and finally the DR arrives.

Polite, typical Oriental demeanor. Gets right to the point. Looks at her charts, test results and such.

Says he cant find any reason to explain her anguish at having such dreadful, to her, issues.

She is devastated , was hoping to finally have her love.

The Dr. says, as she slowly rises to begin dressing. He says wait, let me try one more thing, in his broken English, she hears a glint of hope.

He asks her to walk away from him, remain facing away, bend over and put your hands on your knee's and look thru your legs at me, with the gown open in the rear.

She thinks, ok that's strange, but what the heck. So she bends over and looks him straight in the eye...........

And just a glint in his eye tells her... ok? what?

He tells her to stand and face him and excitedly exclaims..........

"That's it, you have exachories disease"

She has never heard of it, so she ask's him, "exachories disease? What is exachories disease?"

He looks her in the eye and says.........

"Your face looks exachtorly like your ass"

ur2slo · 25-01-2017, 17:12

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Originally Posted by Therapy

NO!
It is always the guys fault.
You should know that by now.

jeez I thought this was a joke thread..not discusions of laws..

.heck how about anal intercourse we discuss instead................jeez

QUESTION STUPIDITY

goat · 25-01-2017, 17:57

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Originally Posted by Captain Bill

So if they were both drunk and neither could consent were they both raped? The law says sex with an intoxicated person is rape. Are not both of them persons?

I took some roofies before I went out last weekend, didn't work. Something wrong with the ladies today.

meatservo · 25-01-2017, 18:43

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Originally Posted by StuM

You mean like this?

Thanks Man! I'm too stupid to figure out how to post it, though I did try.

Stu M You Rock...

meatservo

K_V_B · 25-01-2017, 20:59

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Originally Posted by Captain Bill

So if they were both drunk and neither could consent were they both raped? The law says sex with an intoxicated person is rape. Are not both of them persons?

But If you can't have sex while intoxicated very few people would ever get any...